Names That Fit
I have always been amused by the game of inventing names for people that define the person's occupation. At the end of each program of "Car Talk" on PBS radio, Tom and Ray Magliozzi read a long list of credits for made-up staff members. I have prepared my own list. Feel free to comment with your own creations.
| Masseuse | Ophelia Thye |
| Yoga instructor | Ben Dover |
| Proctologist | Seymour Butz |
| Counterfeiter | Bill Passer |
| Carnival operator | Ferris Wheale |
| Human resources manager | Bennie Fitz |
| Pilot | Alana R. Plaine |
| Urologist | I. P. Daly |
| Mountain climber | Craig Mounter |
| Soft drink manufacturer | Aaron D. Waters |
| Explorer | Ben Dare |
| Gynecologist | Pat McGroyne |
| Burlesque dancer | Fannie Mae Jiggle |
| High-stakes gambler | Betsy Normis |
| Holdup artist | Robin Banks |
| Politician | Jerry Mander |
| Optometrist | I. Kinsey Clearly |
| Accountant | Carrie D. Balance |
| Diner waitress | Anita Koffey-Black |
| Traffic cop | Terry Knott |
| Tailor | Ken Eumenides |
| Macrame artist | Matt Weaver |
| Football cheerleader | Victor E. Dantz |
| Sporting goods salesman | Dennis Racket |
| Justice of the peace | Mary N. Haste |
| Retired senior citizen | Randy O'Gote |
| Fast food worker | U. Wanda Burger |
| Project manager | Roy L. Payne-Diaz |
posted by Vic Fricke @ 7:22 PM
3 Comments:
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